Not Safe For Wear New

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Inappropriate golf shirts that look innocent from the tee box: NSFW golf polos with the joke hidden in the pattern.

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  • American Tatas

    American Tatas

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • S-e-x Ed.

    S-e-x Ed.

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • The Shocker

    The Shocker

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Badonkadonk

    Badonkadonk

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Until You Look Closer

    Until You Look Closer

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Duck You

    Duck You

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Stick Figure

    Stick Figure

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Exercise In The Midnight

    Exercise In The Midnight

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Choking The Chicken

    Choking The Chicken

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Bumper McGee

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Just Tap It In

    Just Tap It In

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Pink Ribbon

    Pink Ribbon

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Makin Bacon

    Makin Bacon

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Wild Tuesday

    Wild Tuesday

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Heart Hip

    Heart Hip

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Lucky Chest

    Lucky Chest

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Sixty Nine

    Sixty Nine

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Boats and Hoes

    Boats and Hoes

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Endless Love

    Endless Love

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • The Patriot

    The Patriot

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Polite Flip-Off

    Polite Flip-Off

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Word Art

    Word Art

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • No F*cks Given Striped

    No F*cks Given Striped

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Bean Flicker

    Bean Flicker

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD

About Not Safe For Wear New

Our NSFW golf polos look like normal patterns from across the fairway. Get closer and the joke shows up. These are the inappropriate golf shirts our customers buy for bachelor parties, buddy trips and the friend who already owns every gag gift. Every polo is made to order on a performance fabric.

Questions

Do the designs look obvious from a distance?

No. Most NSFW designs read as a regular pattern from a few feet away; the joke is in the details.

How do I find my size?

Every product page has a size card with chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters. Compare it with a shirt that already fits you well.

Outfitting a golf team or event?

Matching team golf shirts with no minimum on ready-made designs, or custom golf polos with your logo from 5 pieces.