Not Safe For Wear New

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Inappropriate golf shirts that look innocent from the tee box: NSFW golf polos with the joke hidden in the pattern.

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  • A Taste of Eggplant & Peach

    A Taste of Eggplant & Peach

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Whiskey Dickk

    Whiskey Dickk

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Turned On

    Turned On

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Pineapple Slut

    Pineapple Slut

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Tony and Ezekiel

    Tony and Ezekiel

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Spank The Monkey

    Spank The Monkey

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • American Tatas Oktorberfest

    American Tatas Oktorberfest

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • The American

    The American

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Lucky Paddy's

    Lucky Paddy's

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Sweet Peach Charm

    Sweet Peach Charm

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Cheek Peek

    Cheek Peek

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Two in Pink One in Stink

    Two in Pink One in Stink

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Mardi Cheeks

    Mardi Cheeks

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Puzzle Lovers

    Puzzle Lovers

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Suck It

    Suck It

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • The F**K

    The F**K

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Teachings On Desire

    Teachings On Desire

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Kingsnake Skin

    Kingsnake Skin

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Frank and Beans Funny American

    Frank and Beans Funny American

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Thirsty

    Thirsty

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Tortoise Love

    Tortoise Love

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • XO

    XO

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Skeleton Endless Love

    Skeleton Endless Love

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Ball & Wedge

    Ball & Wedge

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD

About Not Safe For Wear New

Our NSFW golf polos look like normal patterns from across the fairway. Get closer and the joke shows up. These are the inappropriate golf shirts our customers buy for bachelor parties, buddy trips and the friend who already owns every gag gift. Every polo is made to order on a performance fabric.

Questions

Do the designs look obvious from a distance?

No. Most NSFW designs read as a regular pattern from a few feet away; the joke is in the details.

How do I find my size?

Every product page has a size card with chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters. Compare it with a shirt that already fits you well.

Outfitting a golf team or event?

Matching team golf shirts with no minimum on ready-made designs, or custom golf polos with your logo from 5 pieces.