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Inappropriate golf shirts that look innocent from the tee box: NSFW golf polos with the joke hidden in the pattern.

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  • Camouflage

    Camouflage

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Wild West

    Wild West

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  • Buns

    Buns

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Mary Jane

    Mary Jane

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Risky Texts

    Risky Texts

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Slutty Pineapple

    Slutty Pineapple

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Doggy Style

    Doggy Style

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Peep Show

    Peep Show

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Skeleton Bunny

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • I'm a Simple Man

    I'm a Simple Man

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Cute Raincoat

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Pleasure Chest

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Just One Line

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Birdie Energy

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Honkin’ Pumpkins

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Funny F#@K

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Cigarette Butts

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Maple Knockers

    Maple Knockers

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Cheeky Swimmers

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Camel Toe

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Send It

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Big Cocks Energy

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Moister

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Scope Creep

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About Not Safe For Wear New

Our NSFW golf polos look like normal patterns from across the fairway. Get closer and the joke shows up. These are the inappropriate golf shirts our customers buy for bachelor parties, buddy trips and the friend who already owns every gag gift. Every polo is made to order on a performance fabric.

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Do the designs look obvious from a distance?

No. Most NSFW designs read as a regular pattern from a few feet away; the joke is in the details.

How do I find my size?

Every product page has a size card with chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters. Compare it with a shirt that already fits you well.

Outfitting a golf team or event?

Matching team golf shirts with no minimum on ready-made designs, or custom golf polos with your logo from 5 pieces.