Not Safe For Wear New

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Inappropriate golf shirts that look innocent from the tee box: NSFW golf polos with the joke hidden in the pattern.

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  • Just Peachy

    Just Peachy

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Friendly Hello

    Friendly Hello

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Cute Booty

    Cute Booty

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Cactus Merry Christmas

    Cactus Merry Christmas

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • All I Want For Christmas

    All I Want For Christmas

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Eggplanting

    Eggplanting

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Send Noods

    Send Noods

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
  • Rooster Lollipop

    Rooster Lollipop

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Debug Loop

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Patrick Starfish

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD
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    Naughty Cookies

    Sale price  $54.95 USD Regular price  $59.95 USD

About Not Safe For Wear New

Our NSFW golf polos look like normal patterns from across the fairway. Get closer and the joke shows up. These are the inappropriate golf shirts our customers buy for bachelor parties, buddy trips and the friend who already owns every gag gift. Every polo is made to order on a performance fabric.

Questions

Do the designs look obvious from a distance?

No. Most NSFW designs read as a regular pattern from a few feet away; the joke is in the details.

How do I find my size?

Every product page has a size card with chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters. Compare it with a shirt that already fits you well.

Outfitting a golf team or event?

Matching team golf shirts with no minimum on ready-made designs, or custom golf polos with your logo from 5 pieces.